NOW FRYING · COMING SOON TO iOS & ANDROID

Find the best
burger in
the world. one bite at a time.

Try it. Rate it. Log it. Together we're finding the best burger in the world, one bite at a time.

01

Order up

Snap a photo, pick the spot, pick the burger. Pattyo stamps the date and files the ticket before the fries get cold.

★ 10 SECONDS
02

Score the burger

One honest 0–10. The number you'd actually tell a friend. No sub-scores. No asterisks. Just your take on the burger.

★ ONE NUMBER · ZERO ASTERISKS
03

Hit the road

Every rating gets pinned to your map and stamped in your book. Earn enamel pins. Compare notes with fellow road dogs.

★ KEEP DRIVING
★ SCORING
9.2

The Highway Shield

No stars. No hearts. No sub-scores. Every burger gets a single, honest 0–10 rating on a chunky road-sign badge. The shield on the page is the people's average across every bite that's been logged.

★ JOURNAL

Receipt-Book Journal

Every rating prints as a perforated ticket, stamped and numbered. Flip through your book forever.

★ MAP

Map of bites

Pin every diner. Plan the next detour.

★ BADGES

Earn Enamel Pins

Road Warrior. Sauce Boss. Night Shift. Fifty collectible pins for every kind of burger habit, from "ate one in every country" to "tried 10 pickle varieties on a single road trip."

★ SOCIAL

Road Dogs

Follow friends, argue about sauce, steal their Saturday-afternoon detour list.

★ NOTES

Your private journal

Notes, photos, receipts. Yours alone unless you share the ticket.

9.2
HOUSE AVERAGE · 214 VOTES
9–10
132
7–8
60
5–6
17
0–4
5

One number.
one honest score.

A burger doesn't need a spreadsheet. Every Pattyo rating is a single, honest 0–10. The number you'd actually tell your best friend. The shield is the people's average across every bite that's been logged.

  • 1One score. 0 to 10. No sub-scores. No asterisks.
  • Honest means honest. No grade inflation. No pity 7s.
  • Rate again. Every visit is its own ticket. Burgers have good nights and bad nights.
  • Count the votes. More bites, truer shield. The best burger is the one the most people keep coming back for.
Grease Monkey
100 ratings
Road Warrior
10 countries
Sauce Boss
50 sauces
The Purist
25 classics
Night Shift
10 after 11pm
Pickle Judge
20 picklebacks

+ 44 more hiding somewhere off the beaten track

When does Pattyo launch? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
We're finishing the last round of seasoning and plan to ship on iOS and Google Play in the coming months. Drop your email below and we'll holler the day it hits the menu.
Is Pattyo free? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
Rating burgers, pinning diners, earning badges, and keeping your journal is always free. A future Pattyo Plus tier will unlock advanced stats, offline map export, and custom pin designs.
Can I rate things that aren't burgers? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
For now: no. Pattyo is obsessively burger-first. Smash, stack, melt, slider, chili, green-chile. If it's between two pieces of bread and involves ground beef (or a plant-based equivalent), you're home. Hot dogs deserve their own app.
What about restaurants that don't exist in the app yet? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
Submit it. Pattyo lets you add any diner with a pin on the map. Our mods rubber-stamp new submissions within 24 hours.
Do I need internet to use the app? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
Rate offline, sync later. Pattyo queues your ratings when you're out of signal. Middle-of-nowhere diners are kind of the whole point.
Who's behind Pattyo? · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · · +
A tiny independent team of burger enthusiasts who drove too far for mediocre patties one too many times and decided to fix it.
join the hunt

Help us find the best
burger in the world.

Pattyo hits iOS and Android soon. Drop your email and be first in line the day we open. Every bite you log brings us closer to the answer.